I went to the dentist to do my (almost) annual check up as usual then went into the toilet while waiting...i will spare you the details of what i did inside.

Anyway the toilet is like any other but the wall were plastered with laminated newspapers. Just browsing though . I notice that it had quotation of sentences from a few people talking about love . I really tried to see what was the guys name who did the compilation but the the paper where his name was printed was turning yellow covering the ink & leaving a smudge.

This were some of the thing he wrote to a women i think which was kind of entertaining & cause me to search the web for more.

Title : BATTLE OF THE SEXES



Man are motivated by sex
If you got him by his balls , you have got his love and attention.
No matter how ugly you are , you will always be pretty to him when you are naked in the dark.
Making love is like a breeze
He will fall for you when.......(something something something)
Behind every successful man is a surprised(or smt not quite sure) woman
(too many.....can't remember anything more and some too weird and insulting...will update soon)
Others

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate... When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
(all quotations are not my production it is just something i read somewhere)